Last month in The New York Times Michel Houellebecq, author of the unsettling socio-political satire Submission, remarked that “Islam is political because it describes the way in which society should be organized.” In other words, there is no such thing as apolitical Islam in the way some try to say there is an apolitical Christianity. Now that late-modernity has nearly exhausted its Christian cultural heritage, it has become commonplace for many Christians, including Catholics and Orthodox, to pitch their religion as a private affair which can lead to certain internal spiritual (or, rather, psychological) changes which can have salutary externalities that are valuable to a “rightly ordered” liberal-democratic regime. Setting aside the rhetoric of “human dignity,” a deontological defense no reasonable person—religious or secular—takes seriously, are these not the terms on which religious freedom is defended? “Good Christians” who practice their religion “the right way” (i.e., privately and without running afoul society’s ever-shifting value set) make for “good citizens.” They’re nice; they set-up charities and volunteer at soup kitchens; they vote for safety nets and entitlement programs; and so on, and so forth. The last thing a “good Christian” should do is start barking about how society should be organized.